A man goes into a cafe, looks at the menu and says to the waitress, “I’d like a quickie.” The waitress rolls her eyes and asks what he’d like for lunch. “I want a quickie,” the man repeats. She loses her temper and tells him to get out. As he’s leaving another diner leans over and says to him, “I think it’s pronounced quiche.”
My fella made me the loveliest quickie at the weekend with tofu, onions, leeks and mushrooms. We had it with homemade fries, rocket (arugula) and fancy tomatoes! Delicious!